Evil Cadbury And The Forces Of Light And Dark

* This may not make sense to everyone that reads it - but regular readers should be able to follow what it refers to *

The man the forces of darkness called "Evil Cadbury" sat in his wizard's tower looking at the dusty old scrolls. He finally had a key piece of evidence against the forces of darkness. Evidence of REAL corruption the last time the forces of darkness held sway in Middle Earth almost 20 years earlier. Evidence of corruption in the dim past by the new leader of the forces of darkness.

Two and a half years Evil Cadbury had been combing the dusty scrolls, following the trail of rumour and half-whispers when all others had given up on it as mere legend.

Only Evil Cadbury had the patience and the fanaticism of pure belief. Belief in the light.

Evil Cadbury's years of preparation and simple and savagely brutal tactics and methods had won the forces of light the last great battle. Evil Cadbury is not the most powerful man in Middle Earth, but he is one of the most feared. Because of his pure and undying belief in the light.

It is widely believed the forces of light will lose the next great battle and those in the sway of darkness will gain power and force children onto the street, the infirm to pay for their care, and the mentally ill into back alleys.

Evil Cadbury's patience and careful research looks like it will be more brutal and horrific on the leaders of darkness than last time. Evil Cadbury doesn't care.

"Decent people sleep soundly in their beds only because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence upon those who would do us harm." ~ George Orwell (apocryphal)